Pine Bay Gallery Berts Merch

Bert's Merch

Bert's stuff: A sought-after eclectic mix of wonderful things to collect - all featuring Bert's Bar and Grill. We carry T-shirts, hoodies, Tervis tumblers, stickers and decals, ball caps, coasters, coozies, our own hot sauce, mugs and more. You have to stop in often as our collection is always growing. Thanks for your patience as we add links for more items.

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Ladies' 70yr Mermaid

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Description: Ladies' 70yr Mermaid
   
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Ladies' Performance Wear Sky Blue w/ Redfish

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Onward & Upward Decal

Description: Robert Macomber "Onward & Upward" decal..... Read More

$2.00

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Description: Robert Macomber "Onward & Upward" decal.
   
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Onward & Upward Hat

Description: Blue Robert Macomber Hat.... Read More

$15.00

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Description: Blue Robert Macomber Hat
   
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On Island Time Long Sleeve

Description: SPF 40+, this polyester shirt blocks the sun and k.... Read More

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Description: SPF 40+, this polyester shirt blocks the sun and keeps you cool. Also, keeps you in the right time zone: Island Time!
   
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Blues in the Key of Sea T-Shirt

Description: Blues in the Key of Sea 100%. You remember our Bl.... Read More

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Description: Blues in the Key of Sea 100%. You remember our Blues Shark? This year he brought the whole band! Available in two colors, fabric is preshrunk Comfort Colors cotton.
   
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On Island Time T-Shirt

Description: On Island Time is our newest shirt design. If you.... Read More

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Description: On Island Time is our newest shirt design. If you have been to Bert's for lunch, you know our friend Skip and his steel drum! Available in Citrus Yellow or Caribbean Blue, don your Bert's shirt, pop the C.D. in your stereo, and close your eyes. You're on Island Time! 100% cotton, pre-washed, preshrunk.
   
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WTF Pirate T-Shirt

Description: After SMT, what comes next? 100% preshrunk Comfort.... Read More

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Description: After SMT, what comes next? 100% preshrunk Comfort Colors cotton.
   
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Bert's Bird T-Shirt

Description: Bert's Birds shows Big Bert enjoying a beverage wi.... Read More

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Description: Bert's Birds shows Big Bert enjoying a beverage with this cool toucan dude. 100% preshrunk Comfort Colors cotton.
   
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Bert's Pocket T with Seaplane

Description: 100% cotton t-shirt with front left chest pocket. .... Read More

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Description: 100% cotton t-shirt with front left chest pocket. Design shown is on the back of the shirt. Smaller design on front pocket
   
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Sunblocking Flats Boat Shirt

Description: Loose fitting shirt with moisture-wicking and sun-.... Read More

$34.95

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Description: Loose fitting shirt with moisture-wicking and sun-blocking qualities for comfort in sun or shade
   
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Performance Wear Long Sleeve With Turtles

Description: Performance Wear Long Sleeve With Turtles.... Read More

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Bert's Tin Sign

Description: 11 x 16 tin sign with "antique" finish.... Read More

$24.95

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Description: 11 x 16 tin sign with "antique" finish
   
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Mermaid Midnight Tank

Description: 100% cotton, strappy tank comes in one color only:.... Read More

$19.95

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Description: 100% cotton, strappy tank comes in one color only: "Midnight"
   
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Bert's Short Skirt

Description: 100% preshrunk cotton skirt, this one is a bit lon.... Read More

$39.99

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Description: 100% preshrunk cotton skirt, this one is a bit longer than the mini; hitting just above the knees
   
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Bert's Mini Skirt

Description: From "Refried Tees" comes this fun fashion skirt m.... Read More

$39.99

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Description: From "Refried Tees" comes this fun fashion skirt made from t-shirts! Drawstring waist. Side panels. 100% preshrunk cotton.
   
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Refugee Parrot Tank Top

Description: This soft turquoise men's tank top depicts Big Ber.... Read More

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Description: This soft turquoise men's tank top depicts Big Bert on the back, making his getaway from anything remotely resembling work!
   
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Fun Mermaid Tank Top

Description: Everyone knows this mermaid! Sizes are men's.... Read More

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Description: Everyone knows this mermaid! Sizes are men's
   
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Million Dollar View T-shirt

Description: This rendering of Bert's Dock is a favorite memory.... Read More

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product-image Million Dollar View T-shirt

Description: This rendering of Bert's Dock is a favorite memory of time spent enjoying this "Million Dollar View". Printed on a faded gray "Comfort Colors" tee. Smaller logo on the front left of shirt is the same.
   
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Bert's Medallion T-shirt

Description: This shirt is a luxurious faded denim color on a ".... Read More

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Description: This shirt is a luxurious faded denim color on a "Comfort Colors" tee. A 9" Medallion is screened on the back, with a 3" version of same on left front chest
   
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Pint Glass Coozie

Description: Neoprene coozie has a "gas tank" on the side, so y.... Read More

$5.00

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Description: Neoprene coozie has a "gas tank" on the side, so you know when to pour more!
   
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Hard-Sided Bert's Can Coozie

Description: Keeps drinks extra cold when layered over a bottle.... Read More

$3.00

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Description: Keeps drinks extra cold when layered over a bottle coozie. Or use it alone.
   
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Vintage Bert's

Description: Comfort Colors. Soft as if it has been washed 100.... Read More

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Description: Comfort Colors. Soft as if it has been washed 100 times!
   
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Cigar Band WhiteT-shirt

Description: 100% cotton. One of the origiinal designs for Ber.... Read More

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Description: 100% cotton. One of the origiinal designs for Bert's Bar
   
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Reggae Shark Red T-shirt

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Reggae Shark Kelly Green T-shirt

Description: Just chillin' to the music, mon!.... Read More

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Description: Just chillin' to the music, mon!
   
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Bert's Tie Dye T-shirt

Description: 100% cotton; Big Bert rules!.... Read More

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Description: 100% cotton; Big Bert rules!
   
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Nights I Can't Remember

Description: This shirt is a blend of polyester and cotton. Th.... Read More

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Description: This shirt is a blend of polyester and cotton. The sizes tend to run a bit small, so we recommend ordering the next size up for the best fit.
   
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Collapsible Can Coozie - Fish Design

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$3.00

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Collapsible Can Coozie - Bert's Parrot Design

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$3.00

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Zip Bottle Suit

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$6.00

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Zip Bottle Suit Cookie - Bert's Parrot Design

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$6.00

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Party Popper Coozie

Description: Zip bottle suit with built-in opener.... Read More

$7.00

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Description: Zip bottle suit with built-in opener
   
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Bert's Shot Glasses

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$5.99

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Bert's Burney Butt Hot Sauce

Description: Ice down the TP!.... Read More

$6.95

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Description: Ice down the TP!
   
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Bert's Magnet-Bottle-Opener - Alligator

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$5

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I LOVE MANATEES POCKET T-SHIRT

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Tropical Tail cap

Description: Tropical tail cap is deliberately frayed to give i.... Read More

$16.95

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Description: Tropical tail cap is deliberately frayed to give it the feel of a well-loved, well-worn old friend. Velcro back closure. Khaki.
   
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Bert's Ultimate Dive Bar Cap

Description: Unstructured crown, velcro closure for easy adjust.... Read More

$16.95

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Description: Unstructured crown, velcro closure for easy adjustment. Charcoal, khaki, sage, and bright turquoise blue.
   
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Berts Cap

Description: 100% cotton, unstructured cap with velcro closure .... Read More

$9.95

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Description: 100% cotton, unstructured cap with velcro closure in back. Bone.
   
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Berts Refugee Parrot T-shirt

Description: The true story about how Big Bert arrived in Matla.... Read More

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Description: The true story about how Big Bert arrived in Matlacha. He bailed out of that plane and landed in Paradise! Shirt color is new, its called “Soft Mint”, and it’s Gildan Ultra 100% cotton.
   
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Hurricane Charley T-shirt

Description: Our Hurricane Charley memorial t-shirt has been an.... Read More

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Description: Our Hurricane Charley memorial t-shirt has been an all time favorite for years. In fact the tenth anniversary of Charley was August 13, 2014. Don’t miss your chance to keep hurricanes at bay. Buy a t-shirt today! Gildan Ultra Cotton 100% preshrunk. Colors: Sky Blue and Lime Green.
   
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Get Hooked at Berts T-shirt

Description: The idea for this shirt came from a sign in Matlac.... Read More

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Description: The idea for this shirt came from a sign in Matlacha, on the third bridge: “No Snatch-hooking from Bridge”! Looks like this lovely mermaid was caught! 100% cotton. Black t-shirt has pocket. Also in “sea green”.
   
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Berts Ultimate Dive Bar T-shirt

Description: Back in 2003, Bert's was declared Florida's Ultima.... Read More

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Description: Back in 2003, Bert's was declared Florida's Ultimate Diver Bar by CHELLE KOSTER WALTON, of the Miami Herald. (read the review at www.BertsBar.us) Bert's lovers still celebrate our "Dive Bar" status with this classic. Available in Charcoal or Black. Gildan ultra cotton, 100%. Preshrunk.
   
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Berts Fun Mermaid T-shirt

Description: This is what FUN Tastes like: A cold beer in the h.... Read More

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Description: This is what FUN Tastes like: A cold beer in the hand of your favorite mermaid at Bert’s Bar! Soft mangrove green 100% cotton t-shirt takes you back to Matlacha, where ever you are..
   
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Berts Dog Beers T-shirt

Description: 100% Comfort Colors cotton t-shirt comes in the co.... Read More

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Description: 100% Comfort Colors cotton t-shirt comes in the color shown. It is preshrunk.
   
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